He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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