HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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