I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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