some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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