I must be too annoying 4 u.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I understand Curling. That high.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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