Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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