Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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