How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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