I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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