Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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