I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize