Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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