Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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