You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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