You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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