he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there's paper in my vomit.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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