he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Alive.
So much puke
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
