And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
We’re leaving where are you
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