its not stalking. its research.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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