i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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