sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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