I'm jealous of your bromance
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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