member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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