His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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