Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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