I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thus making me awesome and them whores
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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