Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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