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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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