I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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