you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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