Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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