i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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