Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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