How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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