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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
