dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I need to align my fucking chakras
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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