I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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