I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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