remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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