Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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