Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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