Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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