And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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