Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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