Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize