she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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