listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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