I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
