He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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