ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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