Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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