What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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