You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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