i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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