So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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